Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
Anger management
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never
fight back. How do you control your anger
Wife: I clean the toilet
Husband: How does that help
Wife: I use your toothbrush